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There are only two acceptable reason for public crying - family and winning at football.
what about when you've been walking around a flea market in a foreign town all day with friends of your partner that you don't know very well and your feet are sore and you've run out of cigarettes and you walk two miles looking for a tobacconist and aforementioned partner wants to spend another couple of hours walking around the flea market and you go to a bar to get change for a pay toilet and the coin slot takes your money but the door doesn't open

to pick a hypothetical situation at random
 
what about when you've been walking around a flea market in a foreign town all day with friends of your partner that you don't know very well and your feet are sore and you've run out of cigarettes and you walk two miles looking for a tobacconist and aforementioned partner wants to spend another couple of hours walking around the flea market and you go to a bar to get change for a pay toilet and the coin slot takes your money but the door doesn't open

to pick a hypothetical situation at random

No
 
what about when you've been walking around a flea market in a foreign town all day with friends of your partner that you don't know very well and your feet are sore and you've run out of cigarettes and you walk two miles looking for a tobacconist and aforementioned partner wants to spend another couple of hours walking around the flea market and you go to a bar to get change for a pay toilet and the coin slot takes your money but the door doesn't open

to pick a hypothetical situation at random

I'd have already ordered a drink, but that wouldn't end well. And you're better than me.
 
I cried during Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Perfectly acceptable.
what about when you've been walking around a flea market in a foreign town all day with friends of your partner that you don't know very well and your feet are sore and you've run out of cigarettes and you walk two miles looking for a tobacconist and aforementioned partner wants to spend another couple of hours walking around the flea market and you go to a bar to get change for a pay toilet and the coin slot takes your money but the door doesn't open

to pick a hypothetical situation at random

Not acceptable, why didn't you jut say "fuck it, this is bollox, I'll be in that bar when you're finished fannying about come find me. Or don't whatever's good. Noolz out."
 

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