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Failte Towers

Discussion in 'Arts & Culture' started by jane, Aug 5, 2008.

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  1. jane

    jane Well-Known Member

    I HATE MYSELF AND I WANT TO DIE.

    WHY?

    JESUS.

    TALK ABOUT PISSFUCKING IN THE EYEHOLE.

    MY TV IS PISSFUCKING ME IN MY EYEHOLES AND I AM ALLOWING IT TO DO SO.

    I NEVER KNEW MY SELF-LOATHING RAN SO FUCKING DEEP. DEEPER THAN A WELL-PISSFUCKED EYEHOLE.

  2. Lefty Frizzell

    Lefty Frizzell Well-Known Member

    I'm voting for Don.
  3. jane

    jane Well-Known Member

    BUT HOW ARE YOUR EYEHOLES? SERIOUSLY, LEFTY, YOU'D WANT TO LOOK AFTER THEM. DON'T END UP LIKE ME.

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  4. Gambra

    Gambra Anarchic Harmonics Staff Member

    Your wan from the Apprentice is a bit of a looker though.

    Have the nudists apppeared yet? I hear 'Filthy Gorgeous' playing in another room here so I assume they are
  5. prefuse

    prefuse Well-Known Member

    It's either that or Can fat teens hunt?
  6. 7 - No tomorrow

    7 - No tomorrow Moderater Contributor Supporter

    RTE is generally only any good for Current Affairs and Documentaries.
    They don't 'do' 'entertainment' well.

    I flicked on just a second ago and they sent in some hens night to John Creedon like it was all coincidental.
    Such bollocks.
  7. jane

    jane Well-Known Member

    She's a seriously fucking major cow.

    Not as dumb as the Kerry Hen Night. The overbites would make the whole herd shudder.

    Nudists! They'll probably be pretty chilled out, though. It's the staff who can't hack it. Irish people and nudity don't mix.

    The 'celebrities'! They're all despicable creatures. Don's okay and Patricia and John Creedon, who seem to be able to treat the nudists like humans. The rest can fuck right the fuck off.

    And remember, people, "NOT ALL CELEBRITIES ARE FAMOUS."
  8. Gambra

    Gambra Anarchic Harmonics Staff Member

    Oh god that crowd is so so so irritating.
  9. nlgbbbblth

    nlgbbbblth Well-Known Member Contributor

    turn it off and chill out with Gabor Szabo and The California Dreamers

    Download
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  10. Gambra

    Gambra Anarchic Harmonics Staff Member

    I need to get some art into me after all this base bullshit.

    /goes to download somehing from merzboy goes conceptual
  11. xsteox

    xsteox Well-Known Member Supporter


    Wise words.

    Just because it's on the tv, doesn't mean you have to watch it....
  12. wild_cat

    wild_cat Well-Known Member

    First off... That Baz cunt presenting... eh "OH MY GOD.. IM NEED TO SHOUT AND THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAY BUT IT COMES OUT REALLY BADLY LIKE IM STUCK FOR WORDS"..

    The graphics... surely theres enough talented graduates to make more than fucking flames which have got nothing to do with a hotel at all... creative direction needs a kick up the arse there.

    The vote lines... every five minutes...

    That fake sick. I only watch it cause my house loves Evelyn Cusack.
  13. Lefty Frizzell

    Lefty Frizzell Well-Known Member

    The show itself is a piece of shit alright but Dons a legend on the aul harp. I saw him in play in howth in around 91 or 92 and afterwards he did a meet and greet with the fans. I remember him tearing through the silk cut ultras. Lighting one off the other.

    Funny to see Bibi Baskin back on telly.

    Its just the latest in an endless line of embarrassing attempts that irish tv has made trying clone a winning formula from the mainland.

    That hopeless presenter with the gap in his teeth isn't good enough to present saturday morning kids tv.

    Amazing to see Brian Dowling still freewheeling off big brother. Knob.
  14. scutter

    scutter BANNED for bein a prick

    I watched this last night. I presumed it was a repeat though cos Katy French was on it and the last time I checked she was dead. But, wasn't she real upset when she got kicked out?

    What constitutes a celebrity in Ireland? Who are half those people. I recognise about three-quarters of them, but not the others. Who is Liz O'Kane? And the English one, and the other one who gave your man the iron?

    Yer man Aidan that presents it is from up my way and is a lovely chap. So say bad things about him at your peril.
  15. Lefty Frizzell

    Lefty Frizzell Well-Known Member

    Liz O'Kane is Deirdre O'Kanes sister.

    Who's Deirdre O'Kane?

    A poor womans Pauline McGlynn.

    We're talking real a-listers here.
  16. scutter

    scutter BANNED for bein a prick


    its like a regular saturday night in Krystle.
  17. Diddles

    Diddles Well-Known Member

    Deirdre's sister. Presented a property show and is often trotted out as some kind of expert in the field because of this. Can't sell her own overpriced gaff however.
  18. magicbastarder

    magicbastarder Well-Known Member

    when did we move the city centre to rathmines?
  19. 7 - No tomorrow

    7 - No tomorrow Moderater Contributor Supporter

    Barely a gaff at all, it's a fecking mews down a lane.

    Deirdre O'Kane is hot though.
  20. Wheels

    Wheels Well-Known Member

    the ad for it was pretty good though yeah?...
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