Drugs, johnnys, booze, inflatable chair, loads of solpadine, 20 cigarette lighters, heaps of cash, no food and shit loads of baby wipes.
That's what I took to festivals when i was a lad.
Kids today.
Pfffft.
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Drugs, johnnys, booze, inflatable chair, loads of solpadine, 20 cigarette lighters, heaps of cash, no food and shit loads of baby wipes.
Drugs, johnnys, booze, inflatable chair, loads of solpadine, 20 cigarette lighters, heaps of cash, no food and shit loads of baby wipes.
That's what I took to festivals when i was a lad.
Kids today.
Pfffft.
You're doing festivals wrong.Johnnys? the combination of everything else meant that johnnys were generally never necessary
all the oxegen kids go to EP now though. They don't go into the arena til around 8 or 9 in the evening so all they'll have to do all day to stop getting bored is riding, drinking and smoking.The only festival i ever got the ride at was ATP, probably because there was bedrooms and stuff. That said I stopped going to camping festivals pretty early on.
Exactly, bored, stoned, drunk anonymous riding. It's what festivals were invented for.all the oxegen kids go to EP now though. They don't go into the arena til around 8 or 9 in the evening so all they'll have to do all day to stop getting bored is riding, drinking and smoking.
The more respectable EP goer, such as me, looks with contempt upon such actions.
Once scored on the first night of ATP, asked the girl back to my chalet and then couldn't find the fucking place. I've always been my own worst cock blockerThe only festival i ever got the ride at was ATP, probably because there was bedrooms and stuff. That said I stopped going to camping festivals pretty early on.
No but she did take pity on me and let me finish her gin.did she say "chalet accepted"?
what's your markup this time?I now have a ticket available if anyone knows anyone looking for one..
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