Minor complaints thread (18 Viewers)

[Denny Oubidoux]

bought a book from bookdepository.com six days ago and they've only dispatched it today

lazy pricks

I think you have to pay them a bit extra for them put a bit of effort into it.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Constant and repeated "you need to see this cartoon to understand introverts" oversharing on facebook.

 

[Unicron]

Constant and repeated "you need to see this cartoon to understand introverts" oversharing on facebook.

I don't want to be understood, I just want to be left alone.

 

[Unicron]

edit: DP

 

[ernesto]

wallet has gone missing.
again.
i was drunk last night

 

[Lili Marlene]

I don't want to be understood, I just want to be left alone.

You don't want to be understood, you just want to constantly get my attention in order to tell me you want to be left alone

got ya

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

wallet has gone missing.
again.
i was drunk last night

oof

 

[ernesto]

wallet has gone missing.
again.
i was drunk last night

Found it!

 

[ann post]

Found it!

Was it under a bunch of keys?

 

[JohnnyRaz]

stuck in a 'not busy - get lazy - get depressed' cycle for the past few months.

but fuckit the sun is out!

 

[ernesto]

Was it under a bunch of keys?

No, on the feckin bed!
Have your keys still not turned up?!
Fuuuuck

My brain was broken yesterday.
Drove off after leaving half a pan of bread on the car roof. There was No sandwich for lunch yesterday

 

[nooleen]

'please collect your parcel from your local post office' slip just came through the door, prick didn't try knocking to see if anyone was home

 

[jonah]

Constant and repeated "you need to see this cartoon to understand introverts" oversharing on facebook.

There was a TED talk on the importance of introverts... it was quite bad actually.

 

[nooleen]

they should've got an extrovert to give it

 

[ann post]

No, on the feckin bed!
Have your keys still not turned up?!
Fuuuuck

My brain was broken yesterday.
Drove off after leaving half a pan of bread on the car roof. There was No sandwich for lunch yesterday

Got some cut for the house here, will have to post the back door one. You *might* be the only person on earth with a front door key, FYI.

 

[ernesto]

Got some cut for the house here, will have to post the back door one. You *might* be the only person on earth with a front door key, FYI.

Shit.

(DONTLOSEYOURKEYS)
(DONTLOSEYOURKEYS)
(DONTLOSEYOURKEYS)

 

[ann post]

I recommend heating it up untill its red hot and burning the shape of it into your mickey, like indiana jones.

Also I got you text but am refusing to by credit, but the answer is no to that.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

It is not a bad idea to go to a pet store and have a dog tag made with your phone number on it.

Often if you lose your keys, people want to return them but can't.

 

[nooleen]

i don't see how wearing a dog tag will help

 

[ernesto]

I recommend heating it up untill its red hot and burning the shape of it into your mickey, like indiana jones.

Also I got you text but am refusing to by credit, but the answer is no to that.

Cool about the text.
But will the key cutters on main street have such a key heating device and promise not to burn my lad off? A Reliable standard non castration method like