What movie did you watch last night? (9 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Yeah, the James Franco Planet of The Apes I nicked the other week didn't have ape subtitles.

Not cool.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Yeah, the James Franco Planet of The Apes I nicked the other week didn't have ape subtitles.

Not cool.

Yeah, same and that whole prison break section is one of the highlights of the film.

 

[pete]

why not google for the subtitles files?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

why not google for the subtitles files?

I did. There doesn't seem to be a whole lot out there for English subtitles for films which are 97% in English.

You'd figure there'd be a HBO rip or something like.

 

[pete]

Subscene - Subtitles for Rise of the Planet of the Apes

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Subscene - Subtitles for Rise of the Planet of the Apes

This is the SIGN LANGUAGE parts

Goddamnit!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Subscene - Subtitles for Rise of the Planet of the Apes

uh, thanks but you could have told me that two weeks ago

 

[pete]

sorry

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Segueing into the movie I saw last night; The Lego Movie.

The opening 10 minutes reminded me so much of Trainspotting.

Bernie, did the opening 10 minutes remind you of Trainspotting?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

do you mean the pace of it?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

do you mean the pace of it?

I'm struggling to remember myself.

Probably the Choose Life monologue

Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.....Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.

I'm finding it harder to make the connection work to be honest

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I'm struggling to remember myself.

Probably the Choose Life monologue

Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.....Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.

I'm finding it harder to make the connection work to be honest

Ah right, I can see where you’re coming from in hindsight but it didn’t occur to me at the time.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Kind of disappointed when he didn't end up on the scag to be honest.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Kind of disappointed when he didn't end up on the scag to be honest.

Or of the whole movie was actually one of the kid’s glue induced hallucinations. I was huffing all sorts of shit when I was his age.

 

[Unicron]

Kind of disappointed when he didn't end up on the scag to be honest.

He wouldn't be able to press down on the plunger of the syringe with his stupid lego hands.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Jodorowsky's Dune. My new hero. I would love to smoke a few doobs with that man.

Her. Actually pretty damn good I thought.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I got 4:36 min into Transcendence before switching it off. Think that's a new record. Stupid as the movie sounded I was willing to give it a shot because I like some of the cast. As soon as Johnny Depp opened his mouth, however, and starting speaking in a stupid voice it went off. He's fucking awful.

 

[nooleen]

i think adam sandler might make a more believable genius than johnny depp

 

[Unicron]

Dawn of the planet of the apes.

Wasn't that excited for it based on the trailer. But I thought it was terrific.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I got 4:36 min into Transcendence before switching it off. Think that's a new record. Stupid as the movie sounded I was willing to give it a shot because I like some of the cast. As soon as Johnny Depp opened his mouth, however, and starting speaking in a stupid voice it went off. He's fucking awful.

Glutton for punishment that I am, I went back and finished this off. Astonishingly bad, horribly acted, incoherent shite. Some of the blandest acting I've ever seen from the lead actress. Bad ideas, bad effects, bad dialogue, bad hair. A grade A turkey.