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[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Just unplug it for the winter.

 

[washingcattle]

Take up wood work then use the saw dust to mop up the water and then spit on it to your hearts content. Vary the wood you use for a more homely smell.

Done. You're welcome.

 

[washingcattle]

Plus you might make a lovely spice rack for fathers day. Then use it to bludgeon your new Da's head in for ruining christmas by bad mouthing your dead father.


Fucker.

 

[MilanPan!c]

Jesus, I forgot I started this thread... oof!

 

[ann post]

well my fridge doesnt collect water anymore. thanks.

 

[washingcattle]

Your welcome. If you've followed my advise properly that fucker who's shagging your Ma won't be collecting the dole either.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What do you do if someone's wife is blatantly hitting on you?

 

[Jill Hives]

Accept the flattery (internally) and ignore it/her. Unless you hate your friend, otherwise bang her.

 

[ann post]

What do you do if someone's wife is blatantly hitting on you?

usually i get a boner.

 

[ann post]

oh advice. right. sorry.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

What do you do if someone's wife is blatantly hitting on you?

Ride them

 

[ann post]

What do you do if someone's wife is blatantly hitting on you?

Its a bit shit, but this is ireland.

If you ride her

A: he still gets the maintenance bill
B: she has more rights in a breakup
C: you are damaged goods in the villiage

Its just an awful idea. Is it a mates wife or just some human?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Its a bit shit, but this is ireland.

If you ride her

A: he still gets the maintenance bill
B: she has more rights in a breakup
C: you are damaged goods in the villiage

Its just an awful idea. Is it a mates wife or just some human?

He lives in the US.

 

[ann post]

He lives in the US.

Oh right, in that case i'd skip to the 'is he a mate or is he a human' thing.

 

[washingcattle]

What do you do if someone's wife is blatantly hitting on you?

Flirting is just a bit of fun, words mean fuck all really.

If she tries to take it any further, i.e inappropriate touching etc, tell her to fuck off.

The shit that women think they can get away with is fucking ridiculous sometimes.

I'm no Ryan fucking Gosling but, some of the things my lady has witnessed happen to me has convinced her that women are the fucking worst. I agree with her but as a lad telling an over amorous woman out straight to fuck off is too much hard fucking work.

To be fair now that I'm older and scaldier it's not so much of an issue but there was a time when I wanted to mace a few wreck the heads.


Jesus that makes me sound like a total cock.


I'm just a monogamous lad like.

 

[Jill Hives]

She probably just wants attention. To feel wanted and nothing more. We do that sometimes due to low self esteem.