Recent content by Trisky

Catch it if you can on, the outside is chocolate and underneath the chocolate are....... crispies!

That guy Cypher saying so casually about how he tried to kill himself. Eeeeewwww. And talking about jerking off over Carravaggio paintings! There aren't even nudie women in Carravaggios paintings. Or blokes.

The chocolate on a Big Time bar was disgusting. Kind of greasy. Even more of a dentists nightmare was Highland Toffee. You could get it in different flavours. Mmmmmmmm banana.

My brother told me that football pundit Mark Lawrenson was gay (apparently he isn't, he just has a handlebar moustache and thats how the rumour started). I told him that it wasn't true and he said: "He is gay! He's had more pricks in him than a second-hand dartboard!"

Funniest thread ever I have been laughing like a donkey at these posts The funniest one I heard was when a girl I know spotted a good looking guy and said "Ooooh Ding-A-Ling" I said "Ding-A-Ling?" and to explain, she said "Me knickers are (w)ringing" Eeeeewwwww!

Anyone out there got it? I would appreciate it. Thanks.

Another list based thread begins. What is your dream band line up? Here goes (off the top of my head) Drums: Joey Waronker (session musician guy plays with REM and Beck) Bass: Mike Mills (REM) Guitar: Prince Piano: Ben Folds Vocals: John Lennon Jesus, that was harder than I thought...

The best gig and the first and last album threads were fun so how about this; What is your Desert Island Disc? Think about it, thats DISC! Singular! List only one album or single or compilation whatever. But just one. Heres mine, although I will probably change my mind in about 10 minutes...

1st=Rio by Duran Duran last= Maladroit by Weezer

Snakybus, I swear it wasn't sarky! The Weezer album is something I could talk about forever whereas talking about this teleportation cack was just out of boredom!

I'm sure this thread has been done before but here goes; Ben Folds Five at the Red Box. Stephen Malkmus at the Ambassador Elliott Smith at the Funnel. I'm sure others will come to me.

You are right, Snakybus. It is the dumbest thread ever. We should ban all geek talk around here unless it is about Weezers new album or top ten hidden album tracks or the like.

Well, why don't you explain how it is possible if what I wrote is so stupid. This I'm dying to hear!

Haven't you people seen The Fly for God's sake? Or the Simpsons episode where Homer buys the teleporters? Some things are better left alone.

Hopper, you are right; Never say never. But this one seems like a safe bet for never.